My Night at the ER
I had shooting poop all day yesterday and Mom kept giving me all the different medicines we have in our giant dog pharmacy. It never went away so at 11:30 last night we had to go to the doggie emergency room because she was worried I'd get de-hi-drated.
I get pretty scared even at Dr. Bill's office and I know them. The only other time I had been to the ER was when I broke my face only this time it was my butt that was broken. So they put us in this little room and when they came in they have a stick and say they had to steal my poop for a parvo test and to see if I have bugs. I got really nervous then because I didn't want a stick stuck in me so I backed up against the wall and wouldn't move.
Well she kept coming and I kept getting more scared and then the most embarrassing thing happened. Poop shot out of my butt and since I was backed up against the wall it splattered all over the wall higher than my head even. We heard a little click and when I ran away from the wall saw that it had gone in the place in the wall like where Mom plugs the evil Dyson in. I guess my poop made the safety thingy pop on it so I wouldn't get lektro-cuted, I dunno. We had to move rooms but from then on we could hear everyone else that came in all night say how stinky my poop was. That wasn't very nice I thought. The good thing was no stick, they just collected my poop from the wall for the tests.
My Parvo test was negative, I thought Mom was pretty happy about that even though she yakked in the bathroom after she heard. Something about stress relief, that's weird. I do have some alien bacteria that the doctor said probably came from the shelter with little Durango. It's really contagious until the bacteria is dead so they gave medicine to all four of us for the next week. I had to have something they called an IV drip of the medicine to try to stop my poop, it took forever and they put me in a cage during it. Can you believe it? I was insulted.
So now we're back home and Mom said we can't get sick again until Summer because we blew our doctor budget until then. In case your wondering my poop was tar-y this morning instead of water-y so something must be working.