It's Bear and I feel unappreciated. I've started a new habit to help out Mom, once she falls asleep I cram myself on her pillow for protection. It works out pretty well, she ends up moving down so I have the whole pillow and she's just asleep on the mattress. I'm still a little cramped but I can deal with it.
Well, since that was working out so well and I knew how grateful she was I decided to help a little more. Now when she falls asleep I spread out across her back so she doesn't accidently sleepwalk or something. Thing is she woke up at like 5 this morning freaked out that she was having a heart attack from all the pressure, but really it was just Bear love holding her down. She also moans and groans a lot in the morning saying she can barely stand up and move around after all my Bear love.
When will she realize I'm doing this for her own good???
-A misunderstood Bear