Aunt Sandi told us our blog didn't have enough CONTENT. I don't know what she means, we're all perfectly CONTENT.
Sigh. Everyone is a critic. Let's see her blog without opposable thumbs.
SO in an attempt to make her happy, let's try this for CONTENT, it would certainly make the rest of us more CONTENT.
SISTER FOR SALE!
Apes think she's cute. This might score you more attention that's left over after they realize she's really slobbery and smelly.
She sleeps like 21 hours a day. For her other 3 hours please see below.
NOT SO PROS: (You should never say CON when you're trying to sell something!! -Sales 101)
She whines. A lot. For example, she whines at the door. If somedog is on a bed she wants. If somedog is blocking the room she wants to come into or leave. For attention. For treats. Sometimes we don't even know why, maybe just to hear her own voice.
Her gullet (see it in the picture) picks up every scent she happens to wander by. I think she sneaks away and visits the cow pasture sometimes. I'm just saying.
(No way am I signing my name, she might sit on me. That end doesn't smell any better than her gullet.)