Sunday, April 25, 2010

Sister for Sale. Cheap.

Aunt Sandi told us our blog didn't have enough CONTENT.  I don't know what she means, we're all perfectly CONTENT.

Sigh.  Everyone is a critic.  Let's see her blog without opposable thumbs.  

SO in an attempt to make her happy, let's try this for CONTENT, it would certainly make the rest of us more CONTENT.


Apes think she's cute.  This might score you more attention that's left over after they realize she's really slobbery and smelly.

She sleeps like 21 hours a day.  For her other 3 hours please see below.

NOT SO PROS: (You should never say CON when you're trying to sell something!! -Sales 101)

She whines.  A lot.  For example, she whines at the door.  If somedog is on a bed she wants.  If somedog is blocking the room she wants to come into or leave.  For attention.  For treats.  Sometimes we don't even know why, maybe just to hear her own voice.

Her gullet (see it in the picture) picks up every scent she happens to wander by.  I think she sneaks away and visits the cow pasture sometimes.  I'm just saying.

(No way am I signing my name, she might sit on me.  That end doesn't smell any better than her gullet.)


Sophie Brador said...

I would take her, but the freight charges to get her up here might make her not so cheap in the end and my allowance isn't very much.



Peppy Sheppys said...

We would like this sister BUT we don't have any money so we must barter. A sister for a sister! Ours is kind of crabby sometimes when we play. And her smell might cover up ours!

OBST and OtP

Asta said...

hehehe, deew a Nony Mous,

that is a vewy tempting offew..a gweat add. you have cleawly mastewed sales 101, but Mommi has taken all my cwedit cawds away, so I can't buy anytnhing..not even an adowable sissie
smoochie kisses

Lorenza said...

Be careful! If Sammie reads your post... you will pay!
Kisses and hugs

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

My sister steals toys. I guess there is something wrong with all of them.


Jake of Florida said...

We have to respectfully decline your offer since I too was once put on the For Sale, Cheap, Block -- and I remember how awful it made me feel... Anyway, our two humans think we're all they can handle -- and they're probably right.

Perhaps you can trade her in for health care (as in the news last week...)

Just Harry

Connecticut Yankees In South Carolina said...

Hi, I stumbled on your blog from the disboards! :) We have two adorable pound puppies of our own. We would love to foster someday but right now we travel too much and have too many cats, haha.

Love the content/content bit!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Family, they can be so judgemntal. We think your blog has lots of content. After all, aren't all of you in it?