Thursday, January 14, 2010

OK, here's the story.


I was just eating and minding my own business and Miss-Priss-I'm-an-old-ornery-witchy-lady came up and SHOVED me.  She did.  I almost fell over and I DID crash head first into the fridge.  Seriously.  I don't mean the good kind of crash into the fridge where you land in a cake, but the bad kind where you see stars.  So I was just kind of trying to get my balance back and I ACCIDENTALLY pushed her and she all fell over screaming like I had beat her up.  Next thing I knew she attacked my ear like a savage wild animal, ripping and tearing and almost making me bleed all over.  What is a girl to do???  I had to defend myself so I screamed at her and tried to get away, but I guess it LOOKED like I was trying to eat her when really it was all self defense.

That's the true story.

Samantha the Innocent Bystander

PS  It just occurred to me that there are two possible candidates for the title of Miss-Priss-I'm-an-old-ornery-witchy-lady in this house.  I don't mean the spotted cow, I'm talking about the evil terrier one.

7 comments:

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Sami,

What a time woo had!!!

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oops.. you REALLY did sound like the innocent one Sam. Hope that no one got punished or grounded though!!

wally said...

Sam,

You can't let the little ones push you around. Well, in our house the little one pushes everyone around but since that is ME that's totally cool.

I would like to kiss your ear to make it better. No, I really would. I love kissin' ears. And you've got a lot of ear to love.

wally t.

Gus said...

Dear, innocent, Miss Samantha:

You do not have to explain to me. I live with one of those crabby witches. If you have any trouble convincing your mom, I will testify on your behalf.

kisses on the owies
gussie

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

You girls better cool it, before your Moms ground you!!

Woofs and Kisses!

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh no...sure hope everpup is ok. And I'm on your side...even though I AM a terrier ;)

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

You poor thing. I am so glad I don't have a sister. I can handle my brother.

Kat

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