I can't tell you who I am because it's too embarrassing. I'm trying to write like my brothers so you can't tell who is who.
I need advice. My sister keeps humping me. This wouldn't be so embarrassingly bad if she was like Pooka's size but she's pint size. I chew on an antler and she climbs on top. I'm playing with my other sister and there she is again. Not only that but she tries to eat me whenever I get close. I might need Xanax soon to deal with the stress. How do I make her stop?
The innocent beat-up Brat