Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hmmrrrphmph. Not happy.

Just two more sleeps and our Mom is deserting us for THREE sleeps!! Do you know why???? The Zoo Crew is stealing her...it must be theft because why else would she leave us?!??!??She's leaving us in charge of the man biped and we're worried. What if he doesn't feed us right? What if he doesn't wake up at every tiny little sound to make sure we're ok? What if he doesn't do a head count when we go in and out? I hope she leaves him a checklist.
-Tucker

16 comments:

Fred said...

Definitely a checklist! Sometimes Mr. Jasons just aren't as used to taking care of puppies as Old Girls are. ;P

Gus said...

Do not worry. Your mom will leave a checklist. She will call at least once an hour to check on the male biped and make sure you are ok. At least one time a day, she will talk to each of you on the phone. You remember. Didn't Peanut's mom come and stay with you a while ago. It is not so bad.

It is better than being BOARDED!

gussie d

Randi said...

OHMYDOG...now why the heck can't your momma bring ALL OF YOU along? Its hard when my mom/secretary leaves & I have to look after my daddy...its tough work...& I hardly sleep...

You can all come here to SoCal if you want...

love & licks,
Randi

Nibbles Treats said...

We're worried for you guys too! It's scary when the mom leaves.

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Painter Pack said...

Woo all had better block the doors! Don't let her leave! Woo never know what might happen when left in the hands of the male hooman!! What if he forgets to feed woos???

Mya Boo Boo

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

You poor pups! Boy humans are not nearly as good as girl humans! I hope you survive. Maybe Peanut's mom should come over again.

Kat

The Thundering Herd said...

Hey - our hu-dad is pretty good about all of those things. So in defense of MAN-kind - lol!

Peanut said...

Mom says your mom left her a book. She is sure she will leave it for the male. Though he knows most of the stuff I think. I mean if he's anything like our dad he knows a little so it won't be so bad.

wally said...

Oh my dog. Those boy bipeds are so hard to take care of. Yeesh. That Zoo Crew looks like a hoot, though my neck would look sore from looking up at them. That goes for my ma ape, too. She's short.

wally t.

ps. Um, there's been some talk of neutering on Friday. But I'm confused...I'm already tutored. Oscar was tutored and spayed and Ethel was spayed twice. Do you think they're going to neuter me AGAIN? What on earth???

The Bumpass Hounds said...

ya Pack,
We know where you're coming from Our dad might have to go away on business for a week so he'll have to leave a checklist so mom can take care of us. You'll do OK.
- TBH

Moco said...

All men bipeds need a list for just about anything that needs to be done. That is what the crazy old bat says anyway.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We always worry when our mom goes away too but dad remembers to feed us and even takes us out for hamburgers! We hope your man biped does the same thing for you guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sophie Brador said...

Your mom is going to the zoo crew house?

xo
SB

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We're pretty sure the man bi-ped will take very good care of all of you! Maybe he'll even give you some forbidden treats!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Lady Kaos said...

3 weeks? Holy Cow that's a long time!!! If you the man biped can't handle it, you should call Flash & Peanut's mom!
Good luck!
Kaos

The Zoo Crew said...

Woohoo! We're all waiting! We plan to get lotsa dane and basset slobber all over your mom so she'll smell yummy when she gets home :)