Friday, April 25, 2008

Hey. You. Stupid Squirrel.

I know you and your stinky little friends read our blog so I'm sending you a message.


I have my eye on you...I'm watching. I'll be there when you least expect it and you'll have no tree to escape to. You'll soon be mine, mark my words.

Oh, and go ahead and keep eating all that fattening food from our B-I-R-D feeders, it'll just slow you down even more. Sleep well.
Dot-Spot, Squirrel Hunter Extraordinaire

28 comments:

Gus said...

You Go Dot-Spot. You are my kinda gal!

kisses
Gussie

pee-ess....muzzer says there are squirrels in Tennessee! Yahoooey.

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Looking on-the-ball with the squirrel there, Dot-Spot. You would have a blast in our neighborhood. It's called Squirrel Hill fur a reason!

-Cosmos & Juneau-

Peanut said...

Oh you go Dot. We have tons of squirrels here. Come visit and we can chase them together.

Ruby Bleu said...

I am SO with ya sista...that little guy is toast!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lady Kaos said...

Hey Dot,
If you have any tips on squirrel hunting, let me know. Our squirels like to sit on the telephone line and throw stuff on our heads. They are so going down this year - if we could get ahold of them!
Kaos

wally said...

i WOUlD like TO HELP!

love,
ETHEL!!!!!!!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, have you read the story about a pack of black squirrels which killed a stray dog? Becareful. Those fluffies may be small but they sure can do a lot of damage. But I know you're strong Dot Spot so I have no doubt that you will be able to kill that fella.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maya and Kena said...

Woohoo fur Dot-Dot!! You tell 'em!
This morning when we went fur our walk, our humans let us go off-leash to chase squirrels fur the first time!!
The kept tricking us! First, one squirrel was on the ground by a tree, so we chased it, and it ran up the tree. Then another squirrel was on the ground by a tree on the other side of the park, so we chased that one, and it ran up the tree. Then the other one came back down, and so on so on... they are evil little creatures!!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Lorenza said...

Hi, Dot!
I am sure you will catch them soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

scierzan said...

Wow, Dot. What great focus!

We have no squirrels by my house--it was a new development 13 years ago when we moved in, so no big trees yet.

My family keeps wanting to bring me some from the city. Hmmm...

diane

Sparky said...

Oh my goodness, the squirrels can actually read our blogs?! Duuuude, I never knew they were that smart! They must be eviler than I thought.

One day I'm going to catch one of them squirrels, too. I'll let you know when I finally do!

I hope you're all having a grrrrEAT weekend!

Sparky

The Daily Echo said...

Those sneaky, pesky squirrels! I'm sure when they get your message they'll be clearing out of your yard for good.
ECHO

Dakota said...

I hear squirrel pot pie is quite tasty.........

Dakota

Mack said...

Dotty poo,
I think you need to come to our house. Paris hasn't been able to catch ONE of those suckers!

Holly said...

We keep a look out for those stoopid squirrels too! We keep hoping they will come into our yard, and them BAM!!!! They're squirrel toast!

Holly

happy said...

They read our blogs too? You certainly do look the picture of hunter extraordinaire!

Ferndoggle said...

If you catch that squirrel...I'm flying to TX to help you eat it.

Sherman

Snowball said...

Yes. It will be yours one day. Just keep doing your squirrel patrol to find the right time to catch it for snack. If you need help to do squirrel patrol I can volunteer myself.

Luv
Snowball

Penny & Poppy said...

You tell 'em, Dot Spot! Those squirrels are EVIL! We have lots of them in our backyard and they don't even run away when we go out there! They just sit in the feeders and continue to eat. The nerve!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

The Zoo Crew said...

you just be careful if you kill a squirrel because they can give you lepto.......yuck!

kai kai

Huskee Boy said...

Be patient and that squirrel will be yours one day.. Just wait for it to plump up.. Hiak hiak..

Saint Lover said...

bwahahah!!!! go get 'em Dot-Spot!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That squirrel better be afraid of you Dot

~ Girl girl

Balboa & Mommy said...

ha ha ha that squirrel's gonna be sorry he messed with you.

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Cubby said...

Keep fighting the good fight, D!

Kapp pack said...

I could definitely help you with your vermin problem!

Kisses, Sky boy

Helios said...

Is that squirrel taunting you there by sitting on the tree and looking at you? You should teach him a good lesson!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Dot, you and I would be an excellent team. I caught a blue jay out of mid air last weekend. It did not survive. That wasn't too hard so I have my eyes on squirrels next.

Kat