First off we would like to say NOT GUILTY. Second we would like to say that Mom is grumpy and took it out on us. Third we want to tattle and tell her that it was Samantha who ate another pair of her underwear yesterday.
What Bear and I are in trouble for is that Mom left us food out on the counter yesterday and we ate it. In our defense we thought they were like Frosty Paws but bigger because they were still frozen. All our friends eat Frosty Paws so it makes sense that she would buy them for us too. In hindsight we think they were supposed to be cooked though but we'll take treats however we can get them.
When Mom came back in the kitchen she YELLED at us. Can you believe it?! She held the wrapper down and asked us if it said "Bear's Burrito" or "Tucker-Doodle's Burrito"!?! I wanted to point out that it didn't say "Maryann's Burrito" either but figured I'd just let it go. She's on a diet, she shouldn't have been eating two of them anyway so it was like we saved her. She sent us to timeout anyway but we wanted to take an after-snack nap so that was ok.
Now she said our butts were going to stink even worse than usual from eating a whole bean burrito each. That's going to be so cool.