Thursday, February 7, 2008

We're in trouble.

First off we would like to say NOT GUILTY. Second we would like to say that Mom is grumpy and took it out on us. Third we want to tattle and tell her that it was Samantha who ate another pair of her underwear yesterday.

What Bear and I are in trouble for is that Mom left us food out on the counter yesterday and we ate it. In our defense we thought they were like Frosty Paws but bigger because they were still frozen. All our friends eat Frosty Paws so it makes sense that she would buy them for us too. In hindsight we think they were supposed to be cooked though but we'll take treats however we can get them.

When Mom came back in the kitchen she YELLED at us. Can you believe it?! She held the wrapper down and asked us if it said "Bear's Burrito" or "Tucker-Doodle's Burrito"!?! I wanted to point out that it didn't say "Maryann's Burrito" either but figured I'd just let it go. She's on a diet, she shouldn't have been eating two of them anyway so it was like we saved her. She sent us to timeout anyway but we wanted to take an after-snack nap so that was ok.
Now she said our butts were going to stink even worse than usual from eating a whole bean burrito each. That's going to be so cool.


Patience-please said...

We don't see the problem. Food? Counter? Unguarded? OURS!!!

wags from the whippets

The Zoo Crew said...

Hey, if it doesn't have a name on it (OK, it does say AMY'S, but I'm sure you don't know who Amy is!), then it's free-game. At least that's what I tell my mom!

Peace + Paws,


The Daily Echo said...

You guys are so dedicated to Mom's diet cause! Someday she'll thank you. Somtimes it takes humans awhile to figure things out. Be patient with her.

Ruby Bleu said...

So not your fault...So your Mom's fault!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Biggie-Z said...

At least your butts are facing each other so the stink will be concentrated in 1 place. Maybe they will cancel each other out?


Gus said...

Muzzer says at least you guys aren't eating junk food. She says except for the butt stink, those Amy's things are tasty and healthy. But tell Sam to lay off the underwear...those things are tough on the bowel system


Ferndoggle said...

I call this...a lesson on how to make your human a better housekeeper. If I can reach it, what's the problem?


Lisa said...

Waiting for the explosive poop post next.... :)

Sophie Brador said...

Wow! You boys are brazen. I've never stolen anything off the counter, but you know, it's not a bad idea. She's making veggie spring rolls today, with tofu and shitake mushrooms and cabbage and carrots. All things I like. How about if you phone at 3. she'll go get the phone, and I'll grab the spring rolls. Synchronize your watches boys, if this works, there might be some spring rolls in it for you too.


Katherine and Pippa, said...

Oh, we think those burritos look interesting.

I told you that you would get no sympathy with the ad didn't i? (smug Pippa)

Anyway I still want one of those burritos. I never stink. Well, I think I want one. I'm not sure actually. Mistress wants it really but she isn't called Amy either.


Peanut said...

I agree with everyone. If it is on the counter and there is no mom yelling at you to leave it alone then it's yours. your mom just needs to get with the program.

Ginger said...

Hi all!

I must say, your blog looks GRRREAT!!! I'm going to have to pester my mom to go to your lady so MY blog can look so good!!

You know what? This is so weird. My mom ate a burrito that looked EXACTLY like that yesterday!! I tried to get some from her but she wasn't sharing. I'm glad YOU guys got to taste it!!!

Nubbin wags,

wally said...

Maybe your mom should stop writing "Sam" on her underwears! (Psst, Sam, I'm an undies connesieur myself!)

My ma ape eats those burritos, too. And she gets gas butt so you were really saving your mom from embarrassment. Like the kind of embarrassment my ma ape is going to feel when she finds out I was talking about her gas butt and dirty undies!


Lady Kaos said...

She should know better than to leave food on the counter with 4 dogs in the house! Hasn't she learned yet? And why did you two get blamed. The girls are the chubby ones! You 2 must have just been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Totally NOT guilty!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys,

Tell your person those are called A "my" Burrito. So, they really were yours.


p.s. You should also ask her to try the "Especial" flavor one, too, with tomatoes!

Dakota said...

Has Meeshka been contacted about this false accusation? I'm sure she'd help with any legal defense you may want to mount.

"If you don't poop it, she must acquit!"

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

I agree... it did not say "Maryann's" on the package... so it is fair game! We are ok. Thanks for checking on us. We were under tornado watches on Friday... but it all moved out bu around 3. There were trees down on the interstate about 10 min from our house... but we were all ok.

sorry we have not been by. Mom has been swamped and has neglected my blog and helping me go to my friend's blogs.


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Just as long as your tummies don't get sick!


Lorenza said...

Hi, friends!
I don't want to say this but you two look sooooo guilty in that picture!
So, now your mom is one underwear less and one burrito less!
Kisses and hugs

Aunt Jan said...

Wow! Good for you two! Who cares how bad your butt's stink as long as you enjoyed your feast.
I love the picture of you two on the sofa.

Lacy said...

woofies Brats....heehee u mama needs to fank Sam, now she can buy new underwares....da way me lookies at counter surfin, iffin it ware me can git it, den its mine,,,same fing fur dem openin up the fridge, iffins its on da bottom and i fast enuff, its mine...

b safe,

Maggie & Mitch said...

We feel that you were doing your mom a huge favor! She should be thanking you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jenny said...

Oh, wow, that's pretty good! A whole burrito! One time I got a loaf of bread out of the pantry and ate the whole thing! What a score! Thanks for stopping by my blog, I am glad to be meeting so many new friends! ~Sammy

Randi said...

Hey Brat Pack...or should I say Burrito Pack?

Good job on the counter surfing..very fine achievements & awards you received!

& I LOVE the cat-a-pillow....My mom/secretary is racking her brain about Valentines Day too..I hope she doesn't dye my hair red!

Love & Licks,

Jan said...

We're holding our noses here as we read this. Must be interesting around there.

jans funny farm

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

We need to get a tall brother or sister. There is no way we are ever stealing anything off of a counter.

Stinky butts! Now that sounds like heaven! We would be following you around all day!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Kapp pack said...

Finders Keepers! She's the one who left it out for you to get...what did she expect...complete submission????

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Abby and Jack said...

Jack-I might have eaten some of my mommy's underwear too....not that I'm confessing or anything!

Your partner in crime,
Jack (and Abby too)