Allright, I never thought I would have to have this conversation but I seem to need to.
This is a fire hydrant.
This is NOT a fire hydrant.
This is NOT a fire hydrant.Apparently there is some confusion going on because for the last few days I've been having to get sponge baths when I come inside. Bear and Tucker wait until I'm squatting and in mid-stream then they run over and lift their leg on me!! YUCK!! What's wrong with them!?!?!? Someone has to help me here, I'm tired of being tinkled on!
Signed....A stinky, soggy Dottie
31 comments:
Oh Dot that is just kind of gross. Sorry
Hmm maybe someone needs to restore that hydrant to regulation colours to help you out.
Poor Dot :(
River
Oh Dot, you are much cuter than that hydrant, so I don't understand the confusion. Now, if I were to try that with Teka, she would bite my ...well, you know right in midstream, and probably never need another bath for that reason. Not a suggestion, 'cause you are too sweet for that.
gussie
Hi, Dottie!
I don't want to be mean but your post made me laugh a lot!
Sure I hope you find a good solution for this pee-on-you thing!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh, Dot-Spot! The boys do the same thing to me. Fortunately, Andy doesn't get close enough and I growl and Sammy so he moves away. It probably helps that they are short too. If you come up with a solution, let me know. A girl should be able to tinkle in private.
Roxie
Oh.. dun be sad, Dot, there was a stray who lift his leg at my jie jie before too and there were dogs who tried to do it on me before too so you dun have to feel bad. That just show that you are too special and they all wanted to make you theirs. If you dun like it, feel free to let them know by smiling at them.(jie jie: what she meant is snarling)
Luv,
Snowball
Ohh nooo.. poor Dot! Why are they umm.. peeing on you?? Maybe they need to wear glasses.. Heehee..
woofies Brats!!! heehee dot dat madeded me bol too...me not finky u lookies like a hydrant...u needs to git ruff wiff dose guys....
b safe,
;)lacylulu
Oh dear. you so dont not look like a fire hydrant. What were the boys thinking...
~ Girl girl
Oh gee, I wonder why they are doing that to you? Maybe you smell like one? Heeheehee...Sorry for laughing here. So far, no male dogs do that to me. They've done it to my mommy's skirt before, kakaka!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
The boys must be blind! It's obvious to me that you're the one without the hat on! DUH!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
What is up with that? Who put them up to it? They must be stopped.
Poor thing...lots of Licks, Ruby
WHHHHAAAAATTTT???????
Let me at em! No one tinkles on my Dot Spot! If it makes you feel better DS, Penny peed on my head last week. The little b*tch is starting a pissing contest!
XOXOXO,
Sherm
Oh Dot-Spot. Unfortunately (sorry) I had to chuckle a little about your post.
But on the brighter side you should know your not the only one to be tinkled on.
Our cousin Peanut likes to tinkle on Candy and Peaches (more of our cousins) all the time. Our grandmum yells at him and says "NO" when he tries it and it's been seeming to work.
An I agree with everyone else you are far too beautifwuul to be tinkled on. I hope they boyz knock that off. Thats not very gentlemenly. (Is that a word -- gentlemenly ??)
Husky hugs and kisses,
Quincy
Oh poor Dot! Why are they doing that to you? You are SO much prettier than that silly spotted hydrant!
PeeS: I have spots on my chest just like you!
I think boys are weird sometimes - and gross. i really hope they stop that soon. That's really gross. Maybe you should convince your Mom that they have to get a sponge bath, too. It probably won't make them stop, but at least you won't be the only one getting tortured by a sponge bath!
That's a very cute picture of you.
Kaos
This is just my Siberian opinion, but I think SOMEpuppies need to be grabbed by the neck and thrown DOWN! Terribly rude, just terribly!
Tail wags,
Storm
How rude! Maybe they need a face full of Dot-Spot attitude!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny
I pooped on Patches' nose once...it was the greatest! It wasn't my fault though - we were trying out a dual leash, and my mama couldn't get him away fast enough.
If someone pee'd on me, I'd kick them in the man tumors. Do your men have man tumors anymore?
Oh Dot, you have to do the husky body slam to them. That is just unacceptable! How rude!
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie
Oh, that is just so mean. Poor Dottie. Do ya want me to cum on over & teach them a lesson fur you?
-Cosmos-
I think Sherms needs to pay you a visit and straighten those boys out! I used to get peed on in my foster home. They suspected it was a dominance thing. I was really anxious. Other dogs took advantage of that.
wally.
Dot, I think you should file a complaint with the animal abuse people.
Kat
Hey Dot,
I feel your pain. Maybe you should start practicing peeing with your leg up! Then you can MARK the boys too! I would suggest u start by practicing on your Mom's feet. hehe..
Dot, that's just wrong! Tell em Echo said "KNOCK IT OFF!". Peeing on Dot is not cool. I think you should find their favorite toys and shred them.
ECHO
Oh ho! Next time they try that you need to tell them off Dot! Or wait til they are peeing and go pee on them!
Oh Dottie, That is just unacceptable. I mean, I would never want to tell Bear that he is behaving badly, because you know, he is kind of wonderful and all, but this is a bit below the belt. I suggest, you wait until those boys are sleeping and then put their paws in warm water ... and maybe shave their eyebrows off or put lipstick on them. I hear that's brilliant payback.
xo
SB
Blogger was mean last night, meaner than those guys peeing on you, Dot. Blogger wouldn't let us leave you a comment.
We wanted to tell you how sorry we are and we hope they apologize immediately and stop peeing on you. You don't look anything like a fire hydrant.
jans funny farm
Oh Dot!! You are just sooo cute the boys just want to claim you for themselves right? Hmmm... how do we get them to stop tinkling on you?
Loves,
Tofu
Harrr Dot
Thats not cool that they pee on you Harrr
Cap;n Maverick the Pirate
Dot -
Mom says you can come live with us girls here in Massachusetts!!
You would look stunning on the boat with me!
Love, Dory
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