It's Thrawn and I know some of you don't want to hear this, but I've got to get it off my chest. Remember a while back I lost my tooth? The illustrious Tooth Fairy didn't show, but since I still have part of it in my mouth I let it slide. I figured there was some kind of small print in the Tooth Fairy Clause saying the WHOLE tooth had to come out. Whatever. Everyone is lawyered up these days.So this weekend I lost ANOTHER tooth, right in the front. It's completely gone, just an empty hole sitting there wrecking my smile. I'm cool with that because now I knew I had good things coming my way - I'm thinking a T-Bone steak with a Moo Tube on the side. My mouth was watering all over at the thought. I mean ALL over cuz now it just goes out the giant gaping hole in the front of my mouth. So I waited. And waited. Slept, ate, pooped on the floor then waited some more.
Do you see where this is going? That's right - there IS NO TOOTH FAIRY! No steak, no Moo Tube, zippo, zilch, NADA. I have no idea why the humans are trying to sell this crock of crap to all of us but I'm warning you youngsters before you grow up with false hope. Steal what you want from the humans because there won't be a frilly-glittery-steak-fairy in your future.
Disgruntled and toothless -Thrawn
PS I refused to pose for a picture.
24 comments:
That's not nice of the humans spinning tales that aren't true. We are not stupid animals! The nerve of them. Well, I'm glad that you found them out, Thrawn, & were able to tell us what is exactly is the truth.
No longer in the dark,
-Cosmos-
What no tooth fairy? My kids have gotten money when they lose teeth. What is going on I wonder? It isn't right you didn't get any steak.
Thanks for letting us know not to expect a darn thing for losing teeth! What a bummer! I had such high hopes!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Waaaaaaaa. . .no tooth fairy!! What's a pup to do?
Sniffles,
Four Pugz
Mythbusters! Dang..my hoomans love watching that show on cable. LOL LOL!
Well, I knew she never did exist cos I never got anything despite losing all my baby teeth.
Hi, Thrawn.
Toothless friend. I am so sorry to hear about this. Areyousure this is a myth? Maybe she came and left you something and one of your bro or sis took it!!! Ask to them!
I am sure your mom can do something to fix this!
Have a good night
Lorenza
WHAT???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? No way, I'm so ticked off! No wonder I got diddly squat when all my puppy teeth fell out. Man, those hoomans, always scamming us. Good work Thrawn, we can always count on you to dig deep to find the truth.
Your pal,
Kirby
OMD NO!!! It totally makes sense now, when my baby teethies fell I gots nothing either! Maybe the Tooth Fairy is only for people pups?
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Oh I think there MUST be a mix up. Perhaps another handsome stud muffin got the steak instead.
Nothing??????? Are you kidding me?????? Now that's just cruel!
Not even any ice cream????
Claw your human!!
Hbbb
no steak-fairy????? Wahhhhhh!!!!!!
You know, I figured my puppy teeth didn't get much reward because they were so small. But big grown-dog teeth - that's a different story.
You've been robbed.
Thrawn,
I know. What a load. I've lost half my teeth and I get nothin' but made fun of
wally.
ps. Hi Saaaaaaaamantha!
What? No tooth fairy? You should just run away for that!
Steve
I had a feeling that was the real story! I never got anything when I lost my puppy teeth. I'm glad Santa isn't a myth, too!
Kaos
Hi Thrawn!
I'm a big fan. Lets leave the fairy crap to the humans ok... I'd be happy to share my moo tubes with you :)
Loves,
Tofu
Oh Thrawn! I am sorry to hear that the tooth fairy is just a big ol lie! But you know, you are so right. I remember when I lost my baby teeth, I never got any steak either.
You are so wise!
Hugs,
Sitka
Ha! I knew it. I've had two teeth extracted over the years and no tooth fairy. Both times my mom said I slept in too late and someone else came along and took my pressie from the tooth fairy, but I always suspected that was a load of hooey.
xo
SB
Aw Thrawn. I'm sure you're still handsome. The humans are so mean to tell us tall tales like that
~ Girl girl
I don't think I've lost any teeth. Mistress lost half a tooth at the weekend. I don't think she was very pleased - but at least it isnt at the front.
Pippa
Thrawn
That is twuly disgusting and tewwible and just plain unfaiw!!
Thewe is nothing wowse than getting youw hopes upa nd then getting disappointed..I am so vewy sowwy! Do you lithp now??
I suwe hope you get at least a steak!
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess..I'd love to be fwiends!
Aw, ppor snaggletooth Thrawn :0[]
That's just disgraceful! Here I thought I never got anything cause I was quite the mischief maker. Harrmph!
ECHO
Oh, I know it - it's HORRIBLE! I lost all of my teeth (EVERY SINGLE ONE) and never got a THING from that pretend "tooth fairy". Disgusting.
NOt only is there no tooth fairy, but your mom lied to you about it!!!!! Whats up with that, that's just horrible. THey must be taught a lesson.
Frenchie Snorts
balboa
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