Monday, November 26, 2007

The Tooth Fairy is a Scam.

It's Thrawn and I know some of you don't want to hear this, but I've got to get it off my chest. Remember a while back I lost my tooth? The illustrious Tooth Fairy didn't show, but since I still have part of it in my mouth I let it slide. I figured there was some kind of small print in the Tooth Fairy Clause saying the WHOLE tooth had to come out. Whatever. Everyone is lawyered up these days.

So this weekend I lost ANOTHER tooth, right in the front. It's completely gone, just an empty hole sitting there wrecking my smile. I'm cool with that because now I knew I had good things coming my way - I'm thinking a T-Bone steak with a Moo Tube on the side. My mouth was watering all over at the thought. I mean ALL over cuz now it just goes out the giant gaping hole in the front of my mouth. So I waited. And waited. Slept, ate, pooped on the floor then waited some more.

Do you see where this is going? That's right - there IS NO TOOTH FAIRY! No steak, no Moo Tube, zippo, zilch, NADA. I have no idea why the humans are trying to sell this crock of crap to all of us but I'm warning you youngsters before you grow up with false hope. Steal what you want from the humans because there won't be a frilly-glittery-steak-fairy in your future.

Disgruntled and toothless -Thrawn
PS I refused to pose for a picture.

24 comments:

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

That's not nice of the humans spinning tales that aren't true. We are not stupid animals! The nerve of them. Well, I'm glad that you found them out, Thrawn, & were able to tell us what is exactly is the truth.
No longer in the dark,
-Cosmos-

Peanut said...

What no tooth fairy? My kids have gotten money when they lose teeth. What is going on I wonder? It isn't right you didn't get any steak.

Maggie & Mitch said...

Thanks for letting us know not to expect a darn thing for losing teeth! What a bummer! I had such high hopes!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Waaaaaaaa. . .no tooth fairy!! What's a pup to do?

Sniffles,
Four Pugz

Luckie Girl said...

Mythbusters! Dang..my hoomans love watching that show on cable. LOL LOL!
Well, I knew she never did exist cos I never got anything despite losing all my baby teeth.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Thrawn.
Toothless friend. I am so sorry to hear about this. Areyousure this is a myth? Maybe she came and left you something and one of your bro or sis took it!!! Ask to them!
I am sure your mom can do something to fix this!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Kirby said...

WHAT???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? No way, I'm so ticked off! No wonder I got diddly squat when all my puppy teeth fell out. Man, those hoomans, always scamming us. Good work Thrawn, we can always count on you to dig deep to find the truth.

Your pal,
Kirby

Ruby Bleu said...

OMD NO!!! It totally makes sense now, when my baby teethies fell I gots nothing either! Maybe the Tooth Fairy is only for people pups?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lisa said...

Oh I think there MUST be a mix up. Perhaps another handsome stud muffin got the steak instead.

Holly said...

Nothing??????? Are you kidding me?????? Now that's just cruel!

Not even any ice cream????

Claw your human!!

Hbbb

Mojo said...

no steak-fairy????? Wahhhhhh!!!!!!

You know, I figured my puppy teeth didn't get much reward because they were so small. But big grown-dog teeth - that's a different story.

You've been robbed.

wally said...

Thrawn,

I know. What a load. I've lost half my teeth and I get nothin' but made fun of

wally.

ps. Hi Saaaaaaaamantha!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

What? No tooth fairy? You should just run away for that!

Steve

Lady Kaos said...

I had a feeling that was the real story! I never got anything when I lost my puppy teeth. I'm glad Santa isn't a myth, too!
Kaos

Tofu Burger said...

Hi Thrawn!

I'm a big fan. Lets leave the fairy crap to the humans ok... I'd be happy to share my moo tubes with you :)


Loves,
Tofu

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Thrawn! I am sorry to hear that the tooth fairy is just a big ol lie! But you know, you are so right. I remember when I lost my baby teeth, I never got any steak either.
You are so wise!
Hugs,
Sitka

Sophie Brador said...

Ha! I knew it. I've had two teeth extracted over the years and no tooth fairy. Both times my mom said I slept in too late and someone else came along and took my pressie from the tooth fairy, but I always suspected that was a load of hooey.

xo
SB

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Aw Thrawn. I'm sure you're still handsome. The humans are so mean to tell us tall tales like that

~ Girl girl

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I don't think I've lost any teeth. Mistress lost half a tooth at the weekend. I don't think she was very pleased - but at least it isnt at the front.

Pippa

Asta said...

Thrawn
That is twuly disgusting and tewwible and just plain unfaiw!!
Thewe is nothing wowse than getting youw hopes upa nd then getting disappointed..I am so vewy sowwy! Do you lithp now??
I suwe hope you get at least a steak!
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess..I'd love to be fwiends!

DoGGa said...

Aw, ppor snaggletooth Thrawn :0[]

The Daily Echo said...

That's just disgraceful! Here I thought I never got anything cause I was quite the mischief maker. Harrmph!
ECHO

Tadpole said...

Oh, I know it - it's HORRIBLE! I lost all of my teeth (EVERY SINGLE ONE) and never got a THING from that pretend "tooth fairy". Disgusting.

Balboa & Mommy said...

NOt only is there no tooth fairy, but your mom lied to you about it!!!!! Whats up with that, that's just horrible. THey must be taught a lesson.

Frenchie Snorts
balboa