It's Thrawn and I know some of you don't want to hear this, but I've got to get it off my chest. Remember a while back I lost my tooth? The illustrious Tooth Fairy didn't show, but since I still have part of it in my mouth I let it slide. I figured there was some kind of small print in the Tooth Fairy Clause saying the WHOLE tooth had to come out. Whatever. Everyone is lawyered up these days.
So this weekend I lost ANOTHER tooth, right in the front. It's completely gone, just an empty hole sitting there wrecking my smile. I'm cool with that because now I knew I had good things coming my way - I'm thinking a T-Bone steak with a Moo Tube on the side. My mouth was watering all over at the thought. I mean ALL over cuz now it just goes out the giant gaping hole in the front of my mouth. So I waited. And waited. Slept, ate, pooped on the floor then waited some more.
Do you see where this is going? That's right - there IS NO TOOTH FAIRY! No steak, no Moo Tube, zippo, zilch, NADA. I have no idea why the humans are trying to sell this crock of crap to all of us but I'm warning you youngsters before you grow up with false hope. Steal what you want from the humans because there won't be a frilly-glittery-steak-fairy in your future.
Disgruntled and toothless -Thrawn
PS I refused to pose for a picture.