It's Thrawn again. Maybe you saw Steve & Kat's free day last week, well we were inspired by them so decided to give it a try. Picture it...the humans leave this morning and we're all in our prisons. Bear & I are in the kitchen/mystery room and the other three are in the master bedroom. They use those stupid kid gates to hold us in which are a joke but it helps them think we're "trained".
4:30 comes and Mom sticks her key in the door...suddenly she hears barking voices RIGHT on the other side of the front door. I hear something like "what the :::bleep:::" and she slowly opens the door to see Dot & Tucker wagging like crazy. After that I saw her try to focus on me - I was stretched out on the living room rug relaxing with a nice illegal bone that's for supervised chew times only. I say TRY to focus because she looked veeery distracted by a special aroma filling the house. In the meantime Bear is hiding behind the gate that's still up in the mystery room - doofus never figured out I pushed the bottom to get out so he was trapped all day. (read on, that's not a good thing) Stubby the Hound ran back into the master bedroom when she heard the key and was acting all innocent.
I couldn't find anything cool to redecorate like the rug Steve & Kat had - we've already gone through everything and the house is pretty husky proofed now. Instead I had, umm, some bathroom issues in the kitchen. Well, ALL OVER the kitchen...then after I stepped in it and smeared it all over me and the floor there was no way I was staying in there with that stench. Please. So that's when I busted out but then it happened again in the living room plus I still had it on my feet so everywhere I went it went. Luckily I found out that the door to the giant bathroom was open and it's on the opposite side of the house - score! When I couldn't hold it anymore I just went in there (20 feet of rug space - it was like winning the lottery), then I could get into one of the other bedrooms from that bath so I had that WHOLE room too.
I thought Mom would be happy that I left her this special gift everywhere, but she didn't really look it. Plus our dinner was late because it took over an hour to clean up everything, mop, steam clean, etc. I still think it was worth it though and just for the record the others ate the illegal bones too.
That's all that is going on here. I wanted to post pictures but Mom said no. She's such a stick in the mud sometimes. A regular party POOPER. Get it?? Ha ha, I'm SO on today.
Going to harass her for treats then I'm hitting the sack. -Thrawn