It's Bear and I'm upset. Tucker beat me up today. Is this what happens when you have a brother?? I was just standing there by the gate minding my business when Mom went out the front door. I heard the click of the key locking and next thing I knew he jumped me. Mom heard me yelling and Tucker viciously trying to rip my head off and came barging back in to save me. I didn't do anything, I swear. Now I have a scrape by my eye and I was able to bite his face so I wasn't a complete wimp. I couldn't stop shaking through so Mom had to hold me on her lap till I calmed down, Meanie got in trouble. Those sweet pictures you always see of him holding his babies and looking pathetic? I think Dot is right and it's a scam for sympathy and attention. I'm going to have to start working out to defend myself, woe is me. All I could think of when he was beating me up was about poor Sherman's head and if I'd have to get pink stitches too.
Poor, Innocent & Disenchanted Bear signing off.