Sunday, May 27, 2007

Can you believe this?!?!

It seems that the humans aren't too happy cause I haven't been "holding" it lately. What's really been going on is that I've found out this house is slanted. So since I'm a prisoner in the kitchen while alone if I tinkle in this one area it then runs downhill to the end of the room where it then spreads out along the wall. Cool, huh? It's like a river of husky love. They don't seem to see it this way.

Mom whipped these out when she got back from the store, I could hardly believe my eyes. She bought me Depends. Depends for "SENIOR" dogs!!! I'm just disgusted. Humiliated. I'd leave this place if I could but I can't be guaranteed medical care elsewhere. Well, we'll see how well these PADS work because I'll just find somewhere else to go. The ENTIRE kitchen can't be covered with these things, she'll go bankrupt. We'll just see who wins this battle of wits. (Hint - it won't be the biped)

Senior my ass. Thrawn

16 comments:

Stoodleville Mom said...

I hate to say, but yes, be will most likely just go somewhere there isn't a training pad.

Ben does,,,sigh...

Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Thawn,
Do you think you can make snow from those training pads? I think there's this white fluffy stuff that can be found inside if you rip it open. :P

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Aw.. Thrawn you look real sad in that picture. I think you still look very handsome. you dont look senior to me


~ Girl girl

Maggie said...

Bummer Thrawn! I feel for ya buddy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Huskee Boy said...

That is so unnecessary Thrawn.. I am sure you can control it if you wanted right.. you were just voicing your displeasure abt being locked up in the kitchen..

Ruby Bleu said...

Poor Thrawn...the indignity of it all. You really must just pee wherever there isn't a pad. You must!

Good luck, Lots of Licks, Ruby

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Thrawn.... well look on the bright side handsome... you are walking around and feeling much better than you were like 3 weeks ago!! Also, they say training pads.. so at least you don't have to wear them!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

Peanut said...

Oh man how can she do that to you? Awful Awful

wally said...

Hmmmph. Horrible. Why don't the apes appreciate our precious bodily fluids (and solids)?

You should start a rumor that they're really for your biped. Hehe.

wally.

ps. *Wink* to Samantha!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Thrawn. I am sure there must be worst things like that!
I just can imagine your river of husky love!
I am glad your are doing fine.
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Holly said...

Think of it this way, some humans would just kick their pets with this sort of problem outside and leave them there. Thankfully your human loves you very much and is willing to buy you the pee pee pads so you can stay in the nice cool house. Don't be too embarrassed, we all have accidents from time to time!

Holly

Cubby said...

uh oh! I better watch out. I leaked in the bed last week!

LeaderOfTheKleinPack said...

Oh Thrawn - we feel your pain!

Oh...and you and your other brats go check out our blog - we tagged you!!

~Harley & Hagen

Tadpole said...

How dare she, Thrawn!!! That is unbelievable. You might just have to find a way out of that kitchen and make pee pee on her bed.

Billy said...

Oh Thrawn, sorry to hear this. I have little accidents here and there too if mom or my hooman are gone too long, after all, what can they expect we do??

BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)

Dory and Liza said...

Nothing like a good pee Thrawn - my humans don't get it either. Very disappointing.

Oh and tell bear I am sending him extra special Labrador kisses!

Have a happy day to all.

Dory