Sam isn't a girly girl but she really wanted to touch her feminine size with this little number. Springy and carefree, just the right attitude she wanted.
I had picked this Pirates outfit cause I wanted to show my wild side, that I'm not a goody-goody and could roll with the tough dogs. (plus I dig Pirates)
I was also going to order this one so I could show Sher-uh, I mean, that certain someone that I could be a Pirate OR a Princess.
So Mom gets the measuring tape out to see if we neeed XXL or just XL. (we're not fooling ourselves thinking we'd need something smaller) Come to find out the XXL wouldn't fit over our hips much less around our busty chests. What's up with this??? Why are they leaving out the curvy girls? Even if I starved myself I'd NEVER look like one of these little dainty chicks but does that mean we don't deserve to dress beautiful??? Mom said maybe there was a store for more full-figured dogs but I just don't know. I can't stand even looking in these catalogs anymore and knowing these models are probably turning their noses up and laughing at plus-sized gals like Sam and I. It's just not fair. We wish Mom knew how to work that machine she has that makes fabric go together, then she could just make us some outfits.
Feeling bloated - Dot (& an equally bloated feeling Sam)