Monday, May 2, 2011

I'm the only one not grounded.

It's Bear and you read that title correctly.  Otis, Samantha and Rulon are in a TON of trouble.  I'm not.  At all.  Mostly because I'm perfect.

Here's what happened....

Earlier this morning Mom was super tired, so she opened the back door like usual so we could go in and out.  She started snoring and next thing she knew the doorbell rang, but nobody was barking.  She shot out of bed looking very scary and saw some kids with Otis on the front porch.  She panicked (never a pretty site) and ran to the front door, the kids said the gate was open and the other dogs were out.  She threw Otis in the house and ran to put shoes on (also not a pretty site with her pajamas).  After sprinting back out one of the kids comes running up with Rulon behind her and says her friends have gone to get Samantha.

When they broke free Otis and Rulon ran across the street to the Crawfish Boil party the neighbors were having.  I'm not sure what they thought when giant head Otis and a pit bull ran up to them, but I guess it was ok because they said Otis ate a sausage.  Samantha took off on her own down the street to where a bunch of kids were playing in their yard.

When our poop guy came on Friday he locked the gate, but not before the latch was pulled securely.  So basically the lock didn't actually lock anything, we had a lot of wind and the gate finally blew open.  To say Mom is upset would be an understatement.  More like psycho crazy woman would be more fitting.

There are no pictures of this adventure because it was chaos, but I would like to go on record that I did NOT leave the yard.  I just sat on the back porch when they ran away then watched the drama unfold.  So in my honor I'm posting a dashing picture of myself.


Signed, Bear.  The only good Brat.

7 comments:

Lacy said...

woofs, mama says she wood kick the poop guys butt..

b safe,
rocky

pps glad everything ended well..

Ruby Bleu said...

Good for you Bear...but you really should have told the other Brats to not do that. You know how your Mom gets!!!!

Oh and that is a very dashing picture of you!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Gus said...

Teka says there is one in every family!

Gus wants to know how you resisted the crawfish boil?

Peppy Sheppys said...

Good job Bear! But you'd better at least get a sausage for your troubles since Otis got one otherwise what's the incentive to be good?

Sheps w/Pep, Otis, & Edgrr

PS. Shouldn't the poop guy be in the biggest poop? No sausage for HIM! Maybe a poop sausage.

Sophie Brador said...

Of course you are perfect and of course you were the only one not to run away, because you are perfect perfect perfect. But really dude, you missed some sort of party with food. Sausages!

xo
SB

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a way to start the day! Your poor mom!
We hope you got treats for being the best, Bear!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Fred said...

Oh no! Glad you're all OK, and kudos to you for being the good one! ;P