Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Whassssup!?! I'm OtIS!

So Rooooolon said I needed to get my big butt on the blog and intro myself so here I am!  I've really lived here since December, but the other Brats said my new Mom is a slacker and so I didn't even KNOW we had a blog till now.  Actually I didn't even know WHAT a blog was till now.  I was hopin' it was like a steak but I guess not.  All these new things happenin' to me.  I came with the name Otis and I'm keepin' it...I like it plus now I'm like total blood-brother with the other Otis.

So anyhoos.  I used to live with these other people that I don't think about anymore because, well, I think they sucked cuz they dumped me off at the shelter.  Mom thinks they suck too cuz I'm a rock star and they were all no he's not.  Well I don't know if they said that but they must have been thinking it cuz why else would they leave me???

I'm happy they left me cuz now I'm a Brat and I live with all my new brothers and sisters.  Sometimes my sisters aren't very nice to me but I forgive them cuz they are just probably jealous that I'm so freaking cool and all the women are all oohing and aaahing over me and wanting to squeeze my jowls.  Ladies, ladies, there's plenty of Otis to go around.

Just for the record Mom wanted me to tell ya she's been volunteering at DFW Humane since last April and she didn't adopt anydog till December so she beat all the bets that you DWB peeps had going.  She couldn't resist me though, my goober is like that Love Potion #9.

This is Mom and I on our way home from the shelter...check my slobber all over her hand.  Cool, huh?It's like the glue that holds us together.  (Ok Millie said that was really stupid.  What-EVAH old lady.)

We stopped by Petsmart to get some Otis-size goodies for me and Santa was there.  He was a little scared I think but I was totally cool with it.  Mom said it's good I have a giant square head cuz the hat just sits there on top like it's a shelf.

Here's me my first coupla days home with my homegirl cuzn Ginger-Snap.  She's da bomb.

I gotta run, Dot said I'm hoggin' all the internets and it's been at least a million days since she's been able to post.  Since she's a bully I better go.  Oh and I had my first Christmas here too, maybe I can post some pics even though it's almost Easter.  I wonder if I will get to color eggs.  Or eat them.  They make my toots smell like blue cheese.

Otis.  
I don't really have a cool nickname yet, unless you count Otis-OUT or Otis-DROP or 
Otis-DON'T-SWALLOW-THAT.

12 comments:

Peppy Sheppys said...

I am commenting first because we are a part of the BROTHERHOOD OF THE OTII! Our drool, jacked up teeth, and generalized awesomeness bring us together in an unbreakable bond. (And my nickname is OTISWHATDOYOUHAVEINYOURMOUTH?)

Love ya buddy!

Otis T. Potus. (Lil Otis.)

Daisy Dog said...

What a hunk! :)

Gus said...

We thought your nickname was OMG Otis, stop it!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Bleu Cheese toots sound pawsome! Gourmet, even!

pam said...

Da other Otis sended us over to sees you dere Otis. My sissie, Meja, says you are a handsome devil. I think you look like a pretty cool dood.

You gots a pretty big pack dere. I jus gots Meja but she IS A HANDFUL!!!!

Bobo

Puppy Dog Tales said...

Our sissy wants to steal otis.. butwe know our momma would bring him back to you guys. HAHA. We have enough doggies in this house.

His tongue could rival the pug's!!!
BOL

Love,
Abby

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Dude! You have a GINORMOUS tongue. But we still think you're handsome. Of course, we think that Ginger-Snap is a cutie patootie, because we're a sucker for little poodle-y things! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Lorenza said...

Hi, Otis!
Nice to meet you!
Sure you are loving your forever home with all the members of the family!
Hmmm.... interesting nicknames!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Heartbeats said...

Mamma says I am MUST be in the brotherhood of he OTI as well but I like my teeth...Dude, the ladies LOVE Cool Jowls- LL Cool J anyone?

Welcome to the blog world man.

Wiggles,

Calhoun

Fred said...

Nice to meet you, Otis! You are very handsome!!!

Pippa said...

Blogging huh? You wait. You will find out how reliable these humans are :( I tell you. Nightmare.

Pippa

Holly and Khady said...

Welcome Otis!! I think you are a very lucky pup to have found such a wonderful home!! Enjoy your new family!

Holly & Khady