Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Giraffes ROCK

Mom and Aunt Sandi flew away from us (yes, AGAIN) to go to this place...I dunno what it's called but I think it's HEAVEN. It's like every dog treat place EVER MADE!!!
ANYWAYS, all I got was this GIGANTO GIRAFFE.  The tag says his name is GIRARD but I think it's MUD!!  I'll RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!!  (OK, tried that and it didn't work.  He must be made of KRYPTONITE!!!!.)  Look at Mr. Oh-I'm-So-Sweet Tucker ATTACKING ME like a savage beast!!!!  Not so sweet now, HUH?!?!
There's a bag of other toys and I don't know why she's a big meanie and won't give them ALL to ME NOW!!!!  As soon as I get hold of that bag I'm freeing them all from PRISON!
-Rulon MOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH OUT!

6 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Looks like you might have bet your stuffy match Rulon!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Peppy Sheppys said...

Rulon,

I do believe that together we could tear that m-f'in giraffe long limb from long limb. BULLIES RULE.

Otis the POTUS, your partner in crime from afar

Peanut said...

I think I need one of those giraffes because I need something I can't rip up.

Life With Dogs said...

Can you imagine what that place would look like if we let the dogs go in it for an hour? :)

Moco said...

Get in that bag of toys and show them who is the boss.

jodda said...

HOLY FRIJOLES!!! It was huge. (that's what.. you know the rest).
No wonder your feet hurt.
The best picture of Rulon and the giraffe isn't here. I have it though as your contact pic on my phone!! the glowing eye maniacal Rulon pic
:)