WHAT was I supposed to DO??? Those big peppermints on Millie's ho-ho-ho suit were CALLING me to eat them. I guess I COULD have stopped after one of them, but I kept thinking like crazy that the next one would taste like a peppermint!!!
None did...and now I'm in bookoos trouble.
You all know who.
Just kidding, it's me, Mooch. The one always in TROUBLE.