DUDES! It's almost that time to put up the Christmasy tree in the house! I loooove the tree, just love it! I only wish it were alive and smelled like squirrel and birds. We have a problemo though and I think we're gonna get the BIG lecture tonight. Last year Mom bought this really cool tree skirt. Uh, why does a tree need a skirt?!?! Just for the record, I looked up it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Um, anyways. I guess last year she wasn't so happy when somedogs sprinkled the tree skirt and she had to wash it like six times between Turkey Day and the big day. She bought a big bottle of this STAY AWAY spray this year that she thinks is gonna help but I blame Millie for most of it and I don't think her sniffer works very good anymore. In other words I see trouble coming soon and for once it's not gonna have MY name on it!
Rooooooolon-Mooch - OUTTA HERE!