Thursday, September 3, 2009

Deep Thoughts

Samantha here. I've been spending a lot of time thinking and I have come to the sad conclusion that I don't get as much attention as the other Brats. I think it's because I'm short and so low to the ground. The humans don't seem to bend over as much as they should to pet me or give me kisses. Humans are lazy like that. Even Millie gets more love than me because even though she's short she can jump high. I'm not so much an athlete, sigh. Anyway, I'm feeling sorry for myself and will take any advice to make the humans love me more. Maybe I should let them give me a bath so I smell like flowers.

-Sad Samantha

15 comments:

Gus said...

Oh Sam! You look so sad. Maybe you should come to Mayemphis where hound dogs rule?

gussie

Peanut said...

Mom says come live with us and you will get all the attention you want.

wally said...

Sam,

I am a shortie but I hog as much attention as possible. Oscar sometimes gets in the way because he is a cuddlebug but I monopolize my ma ape through sheer force of will. Use your big, brown sad eyes and those cheeky jowls to look achingly sad. Look adoringly at your apes with a combination of adoration and sadness.

Work what you got, Sam. I don't know how anyone could ignore a lovely lady such as yourself.

wally t.

Asta said...

Samantha,
I am cwying thinking of you not getting enuff attention ow kisses you awe soo bootiful and sweet!!!

If you want you could move in wif me and I would give you tons of smoochie kisses and so would mommi
peez don't be sad
love
ASTA

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're sorry you're sad, Samantha.But being tall or jumping high isn't all that great either. Your advantage is your sad eyes. Use them to your advantage and your humans will be bending over to cuddle you and try to cheer you up.

If that doesn't work, ask to be traded into a household of short people.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Have woo khonsider relokhating to DELL-UH-WHARE?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

wally said...

Sam,

If all else fails I think you should catch a bus east and move in with us. Not only would I shower you with attention but my ma ape is short n' chubby just like us so she doesn't have far to reach to pet us.

Maybe we could do a trade and send down Oscar Bean. I think he and Rulon Mooch have similar energy/obnoxious levels.

wally t.

Chester said...

I'm sorry that your 2 leggers do not see you to be as valuable as the rest of the pack. Their loss. If they can't see you for the jewel that you are without fancy schmancy baths, they are probably not worth it anyway. Enjoy the peace and quiet-once they get their fingers on ya they can get pretty annoying anyway.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Cheste ;0=)

Martine said...

OH SAM!

I suggest wagging and wagging A TON! Maybe try and kitty move and rub your neck against your humans legs?!

You are so cute and need extra love!!!

xo martine

The Thundering Herd said...

Capitalize on your strengths, Sam. By being low, you can easily get underfoot and bring the humans down to your level. Go for it.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Don't let them give you a bath. That would be torture! Just bark and yell at them more.

Steve

Lacy said...

w00fs, yeah but sam, u got those eyes going for u..the other doggies not got that...

b safe,
~rocky~

Brownie said...

Awww, samantha, you look sad! Maybe you should get yourself a rolling chair so that you can be higher up? Or maybe you can get one of your minions to do all the dirty work for you and fetch your pawrents when you want a cuddle. :)

mare said...

As a human, I can attest you your case: Yes, you are -unfortunately - correct. Pups at hand height DO get more lovin'

But know this, that is the root of all human shame. (We are lazy).

Kerrio said...

Sam,

worry not - its a Basset thing:

"sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits....
but mostly I just sits.

We still love you LOADS.

Kerrio & co