Tuesday, July 14, 2009

101.3

Hmmmmm....101.3, that's an interesting number. It could be a lot of different things, right?
Like...
A totally cool radio station....
101.3
K-BEAR FM
or
A book all pawrents need...
101.3 Ways to Make your Dog Happy
or
101.3 DEGREES
(which is cooler than it has been here lately)


But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It couldn't have been any of those things.

Sigh.
Come here.
Closer, I don't want to yell it.


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It's my...........weight.

I don't know how it happened but now that I'm in the triple digits I have to go on a D-I-E-T. It's totally not fair, I have big bones and Mom is always saying I have a giant head, that weighs a lot. Not to mention my big heart.

Poor me.
Care Bear

17 comments:

River said...

If they are going to starve you then I'd demand extra hugs.

love & wags,
River

Lorenza said...

Oh,oh!
Sorry you are on a diet, Bear!
I know about them and they are not funny!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no! Humans can be so mean to us when they think we're fa....fa.... overweight.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh dear, sorry to hear that you have to go on a diet.. Hmm.. how can they fault you for having a big heart (plus big bones of course)... UNFAIR!!

wally said...

Bear,

But there is just more of you to love! I agree with you, big bones, big head, big heart. I have the same package.

wally t.

ps. When I am on a diet I get a lot of pumpkin which is ok. I tell myself it is mumpkin pie.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

In my part of Pawsylvania, 101.3 is The Rose....

So woo are just fine!

I bet woo smart sweet too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Ruby Bleu said...

It just means there is way more too love...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Gus said...

I'm sure there is a Substantial Chocolate Lab club somewhere for you to join. My friend Sophie over at the Bumpass Hounds has lost a lot of weight, and she and her dad have shared some of her secrets. Me..I'm still substantial, but that means there is more of me to love

gussie d

Painter Pack said...

OH Bear, I know how hurtful it is when SOMEPUP or hooman tells woo that woo are plump...maybe even called woo a cow...sorry. Woo is just big boned! I think the whole house needs to diet to show unity!! Yeah, that's it!

Mya Boo Boo
*NOT Bessie the Cow*

Fred said...

My Old Girl said she would love it if that was her weight. I don't understand people.
Anyways, good luck on your diet!

Moco said...

Does this mean that Rulon will be getting your treats?

Martine said...

oh dang it! there is alwasy something to worry about! you can send Sugar a few of your extra pounds, I'm always worried she is too skinny.

xo sugar & martine

Brownie said...

Oh no! Not a d-i-e-t! My momster is a food nazi and so I feel your pain. Hope you can still sneak a few cookies or two!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh you poor big brown bear... We two are on a diet. Always have been since day one. Boohoo!

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Momma

Nibbles Treats said...

The older we get the more our bodies REALLY like those extra pounds.

Lots of treats,
(We'll eat yours since you are on the dreaded D-I-E-T)
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I really like to eat carrots and I'm pretty sure they are a healthy treat. Maybe you can get some of those.

Steve

Lady Kaos said...

I think you need a second opinion! There's no way you need to go on a diet! What about Dot? Did the scale think you were dot instead?
If I can figure out how to secretly send you some treats, I will.
Kaos