Monday, May 4, 2009

Denied the Munchables!!

Rooolon here! The people are calling me Rooolon-Mooch for some reason cuz first it started with this stupid sing-songy thing about Mooolon-Roooge which I didn't get at all then it turned into this which is wrong cuz I'm notta mooch. I'm just starving all the time and how will ya know if ya don't ask?!

Anyways.

The other day Mom brought home a bag of munchables that Nana sent me. I know she sent them for me becuz I'm her favorite pittie and secretly she wishes I oould live with her but knows she can't becuz she couldn't handle all the loves I have. It's a LOT.
All of a sudden I could picture it in my head...just like one of my favorite movies....I've never had moving munchables before 'cept for the ones I hunted myself so I was pretty stoked. (This must be what those heartless morons feel like that lure the poor innocent Bambis to big piles of food then shoots them while they eat because they don't have any cojones.) We went outside to eat, probably cuz I was droolin' all over wondering if they tasted like strawberries since they were so red.What the?!!? Next thing I knew Mom was letting my gourmet snacks run away and when I tried to catch them she was all "LEAVE IT!" and I was all "NO FAIR" and she was all "I DON'T CARE, LIFE ISN'T FAIR!!! I'M AN EVIL DICTATOR ON A POWER TRIP!!! NO MUNCHABLES FOR YOU!!!" just like that soup nazi guy on the reruns.

OK, that's not what she said but it could have been.
Then she found some stupid stick and tried to distract me from them running away. As if I would fall for that.Well, yea, ok. So I humored her. You might notice all those spots of dirt in the yard. When we bought the house that was grass but she says we leave toxic pee-mail everywhere and now she prays to the grass gods that it comes back. I hope it comes back too, otherwise we'll run out of grasses to eat to make ourselves horka on the only rug in the house.While she was mind-mojo'ing me all of the munchables escaped.Sad, very sad. To show my unhappiness I decorated the living room that night while they slept.The end. -Rulon

PS One of our humans is sick and coughing germs everywhere. We might need masks.

16 comments:

Peanut said...

Dude do you need our mom to come back or what? Sounds like it is rough up there.

Gus said...

Wash your paws after going to the bathroom
Was your paws after changing baby too
Cause you don't want to get any old flu
And we don't want any old flu to get you.

gussie

wally said...

Ruuuuuuuuuuulon Mooch! Awesome! You are an excellent blogger, Rulon, except for when you made fun of Sam.

wally t.

akirashiro said...

we didn't know those came in a bag! wow, maybe your aunt will send another one for you

Chase said...

BOL Rulon,

You sure showed the hoomans who's boss! :-)

Go check out my bloggie cuz I left you an award!

Sniffs and licks,

Chase

Moco said...

You should be on HGTV for that awesome decorating job you did on the living room.
Keep those hacking humans away from you. You don't want any of the Porky Pig illness.

The Thundering Herd said...

Rulon Mooch, We like the sound of that.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

When Mom is digging up the yard, I stand really close so I can eat the worms. Mom screams, "NO! GROSS!" but I do it anyway. I could be Pumba (Is that spelled right?).

Kat

daisydog said...

Hey rulon, your grass looks like our grass, so mom planted some new stuff on one side of the yard and now she is pitting pavers in on the other!

Huskee and Hershey said...

Yo Rulon, did it snow in your living room? Well done.. we have never been able to create enough snow to spread it across a room cos we always get busted!!
We will pray to the grass gods for the grass in your lawn to grow.. heehee..

Fred said...

My Old Girl is so not fair with the foodstuffs either! Nice revenge, though. Well played.

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Oh no, the birds will get those munchables! She shoulda let you have them! Good job on the livin room.

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

We iz sorree dat she iz not sharing wif woo!

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

wally said...

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulon! I ate some of those grubgrubs today! The ma ape was so egg-cited and said LADYBUGS! and so I ran over and ate them! NOMNOM!

oscar bean, super teen.

ps.There has been some whisperwhisperpittiepuppywhisperwhisper at our house. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Brownie said...

ladybugs = yummybugs! too bad your mom didn't let you eat any... maybe tomorrow there will be some left for you to snack on. If the hoomans get too close with their hacking, just breathe some doggy breath on them - I've found it keeps my momster away from my face... ;)

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Heya Brats,
Hello Samantha, we all love you.
Roulon Mooch sure did a number on the family room.
Alex, Boru and jenny, the cats, point out that ladyBug munchies are not directly in our food chanin. They have to be eaten by tweeties first and then we eat the tweeties. No fair going directly to the LB munchies.
We read in a recent edition of FSJ (Fido Scientific Journal) that canine intestinal vapor gas (dog fart) has been found to be a effective deterent to the Pigs Flew. If anyone trys to cough or sneeze on y'all just show them the butt end and cut loose. Ya gotta keep licking your paws when ever ya do anything that id dirty like digging holes or sticking your head under the furniture.
- TBH