My head has not fallen off even though Mom ran all over the internet screaming the sky was falling because of my bump. How humiliating to have my medical problems broadcast on Facebook. Thanks everyone for your help to keep her from jumping off the bridge in doom. It started bleeding a little, she put some poofy stuff on it that Dot had from some other "incident" and now it's all dried up. Pretty gross, but I'm still hot...and since I have plenty of bear-hair it's covered up.
More importantly, there are intruders in the fireplace. They chirp all the time and I can't figure out how to get to them. If you have any idea let me know. -Bear