Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Roooooolon is in the house!

That's right, it's ME!  Rulon!  Also known as Handsome-Chunk-o-Lovin-Hotness-Cupcake-while-still-being-a-bad-ass-Rulon!  

I'm dognappin' this blog cuz I WANT TO!!! I do whatever I want here!!  OK, yea, the other Brats are all taking a nap but still.  Mostly it's cuz I WANT TO!

I'm never leaving.  Ever.  I'm workin' on my mad Photoshop skillz cuz I'm gonna redo that big picture at the top of the blog to have my hot mug ALL over it!  I'm even gonna add Millie-Vanilli cuz she's my girl.  Sure, she hides it behind sarcasm and hostility but I'm still feelin' it. Not as much as I feel it when she bites my face but it's still there.

Besides, I'm like Spottie-Dottie's personal trainer and she's sheddin' the poundage like Bear sheds his hairs.  It's crazy and I could maybe take Trainer Bob's place on The Biggest Loser next season.  We watch a lotta tv around here in case you're wonderin' but that's okey dokey cuz I'm gonna be a star one day.  Dotz says she already sees stars when I'm around so I must be on my way!

Gotta scoot...not cuz my butt itches but because G-R-U-M-P-Y aka T-U-C-K-E-R is waking up and he's all about kicking my patootie for screwing up. 

Outta here! -R

14 comments:

Team Husky said...

Oh Rulon, woo sure are a funny pupper.....woor eally made us laugh!

Keep up the good work!
Team Husky

Peanut said...

Rulon I was told when mom came home that if she could have a pittie (they don't allow them on post here) she would have brought you home with her. Oh and something about brindle dogs being evil but she's nuts so who knows what she means by that

wally said...

Rulon! Dig in yer paws and never let go! If I could get in with the 'Pack I'd wanna stay, too.

But, lest my ma ape get confused, this does not mean SHE can have another dog. Especially not big wrinkly drooly smelly ones.

wally t.

Gus said...

I don't blame ya..I'd wanna stay there too.


gussie n teka

The Thundering Herd said...

Dig in, Rulon. We are betting on you! Remember, our humans swore they had enough before Cheoah wormed her way in here.

Dakota said...

You go boy! Just plant your butt, wag your tail and claim your section of the sofa!

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Rulon...You are pawsome! I sure hope you get to stay...us brindle pups ROCK!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Rulon,

Yur wif a great family! We hopes you R there to stay!!

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Yeah Rulon, you're about as apt to leave The Brat Pack as our foster sister Sophie is to leave The Bumpass Hounds, which by the way is like NEVER. That whole pack of brats you live with is extremely fortunate to even be associated with our darling Samantha. Thank your lucky stars everyday that you get to be around our favorite pinup girl Sam.
- The Bumpass Hounds

Moco said...

That is looking like one really cool place to live. You even get my sissy to come and stay with you. Get busy on those computer skills and get your face in the line up.

Lisa said...

Roooooolon, honey, you need to knock off the caffeine! LOL So, are you and Millie official brats or what?

Sophie Brador said...

Rulon! I've been rooting for you all along. Now you just have to get your bio in the side bar. I think once that happens, dude, you are on easy street!

xo
SB

P.S. If you need any mentoring in the being a star department, let me know.

Lady Kaos said...

Hey Rulon! Are you just kidding or are you really really a Brat Pack member? That would be so cool and I say of you're helpng Dot loose weight then you're an asset to the pack! Think of how much healthier she is because of you!
Kaos

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wow, Rulon, you make me tired just listening to you. No wonder Dot is losing weight!

Steve