Friday, February 13, 2009

NOT my Fault. Nope. No Way Jose.

Rooooolon here.  OKz, picture it, the living room,  4:45 the other afternoon.  Mom got home and we were all waiting for her at the front window cuz thatz what we do.  We ran to the door, she came in and KAPLOW!  She slammed her head into my head and then there was sicky-icky blood and I thought I might totally toss my cookies.  

She shrieked like a little girl (or Sam-the-Ham) and ran to the sink, I guess her mouth hit my dainty delicate head that Tucker calls a giganto-block-head and I dunno what happened but now one of her front bottom teeth are loose and the two front big ones are really sore.  In case you're wondering, my head is fine.


Gus said...

Poor Doggie: I know how you feel. I am always getting blamed for bruises and nose bleeds, when we all know muzzer is just very clumsy. Good luck

Teka Toy

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ouch! We're glad you weren't hurt Rulon. But we hope your mom will be okay! It sounds like you're a bit over-enthusiastic, like our Sam. You need to be extra nice to her -- and gentle.

The Bumpass Hounds said...

OK, let's analyze the scenario. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts. Let's see if we've got this straight. You guys, a.k.a. The Brat Pack, were waiting patiently by the door to affectionately greet your mom as she gets home from work when suddenly someone slams open the door, barges into the room and assaults Roulon with sharp fangs. Is that about the gist of it? And this is Roulon's fault because? Call us anytime for a valid canine opinion; well actually that's nine valid canine opinions.

The J.A.Z Pack! said...

We cannot believe your mommy assaulted you like that when you only wanted loves! We hope your mommy's teeth feel better soon and no more getting into tumbles with those that feed you!

The J.A.Z. Pack

Nibbles Treats said...

OUCH!!! What was your mom thinking assaulting you with a deadly weapon... her head?! We're so glad you are okay. If it comes down to it and you need represented in the beagle-system, we'll do it. Always wanted to be pawyers!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh no...your poor head...and your poor mom's teethies...sure hope she is ok. give her a big (gentle) lick for me, ok?

Lots of Licks, ruby

wally said...

Oh my gosh. Rulon, having a big head is wonderful but also a big responsibility. You gotta watch where you swing that thing.

I do feel bad for your poor mom and her teethies and I hope she heals quickly.

wally t.

Fred said...

So sad! My Old Girl and I are both real accident-prone, so we are always bruised and banged and falling and crashing. *sigh* Life is tough.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Oh Rulon!! I'm so glad you're okay. I was really worried when I started reading this story.


PS. Hope your mom is okay too.

Mo said...

See, buddy, *that* is why, when I give "kisses", I add a little nibble here and there, just to keep the momma on her toeses (those humans *really* aren't very agile...sometimes ya gotta curb the enthusiasm, fella!) Hope your momma get better (at dodgin'..heehee) real soon!

~Dolby (2 hounds & a manx)

Shmoo said...

That will teach her. I hope you didn't have a headache.


The Thundering Herd said...

Just like when our humans trip over us in a dark hallway. How is that our fault?

Anonymous said...

Oh Oh ! sounds like a dangerous situation! Tell your momma she might want to visit somebody named dentist.

wally said...


There is no way that a stinky pit is as stinky as my stinky ma ape after playing with a stinky mastiff today! She bumped heads with Roscoe P. Neo and was seeing stars and had some empathy with your mom.

SOME dogs don't know how to handle their big heads (or licker).

wally t.

wally said...


I hope you are having a WONDERFUL burpday. My ma ape said we could have BONES to celebrate--woo hoo! And I made a post just for you.

wally t.

Peanut said...

Oh we know it was your mom's fault.

Lady Kaos said...

Why was your Mom trying to bite your head? That's kind of weird. lol
Glad to hear you're both okay.

Sophie Brador said...

Oh no! Is your mom okay? What happened to her teeth? You are very handsome. Don't tell Bear I said that.