It doesn't matter who is writing this so don't ask. This post is to point out that SOMEDOG will not let Mom touch her freakish-giganto ear. APPARENTLY it's SORE. Now, we're not licensed investigators or anything, but we can figure out something is fishy here. The Spotted Cow has a hole in her head and Stubby has a broken ear. That's no coincidence, folks. In case anydog feels guilty that they had prosecuted the innocent boys of the Pack, apologies will be accepted in the form of Bully Sticks.