Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Our New Human Servant

Hi! It's Samantha!
I'm here to introduce our new "houseguest". Mom calls him that but we have him in training to be our new servant. His name is Jim and he's been friends with Mom for like.....ever. Seriously, I'm not even making that up. Mom was 15 when they met and now she's....not. Here's a picture of them from the 80's. I guess it's funny looking because they didn't have color pictures back then. He's trying to look mean here but let me tell ya, he's a softy.

I guess some things have changed since 1880. Oh wait, she said it was the 1980's. Jim's hair is what they call salt & pepper (I wonder if it tastes like it, I'll have to try it) while Mom's is still her natural gray-free color. She's yelling at me to tell you she's not wrinkly yet either and her boobs are in the same place as in this picture. (Where would they have gone?!) How embarrassing, I hope I'm getting extra treats for this.

We like having him here, he hangs out with us during the day when usually we're alone. He gives us treats, lets us out 112 times a day, fills our water bowls and even cleaned up Thrawn's tinkle pads. Our training is coming along very nicely and he's only been here a couple days so far. Just think what we can make him do by the end of the week. Bwaaahaaaahaaaa! (That's my evil hound laugh in case you're wondering)

Here's a picture of me just because. Like Mom's pic, this is an old one of me. I'm much skinnier and younger looking now. Just like her...like Mother like Daughter.
Love, Samantha


Gus said...

Ho Sam...We gots some funny pictures of Muzzer and Dad from back then but they won't let us scan em. Our muzzer looks lots older, and almost nuthin is in the same place, so your mom is lucky. And you are beautiful now and were beautiful in your younger days.

Luckie Girl said...

Hi Sam,
Your new hooman slave seems to be learning very fast. That pikture is so very retro. Was it Halloween or something?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hey Samantha. Hee. say HI to your new servant for me. I hope he's doing his job well and serve you doggies

~ Girl girl

Katherine and Pippa, said...

They look SO YOUNG in that picture (says mistress). Where is the updated version???


Ferndoggle said...

We totally need a servant!! We've tried to train Dad but he's just not cutting it.

That's a great picture of your Mom. Our Mom says she's like a fine wine...keeps on improving with age. That's her story & she sticking to it!

Sherman, Penny & Lola

IndyPindy said...

Samantha, my mom says you are hilarious, and that you made her laugh out loud several times. Humans are so strange. And I agree - where would your mom's boobs have gone?

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Sam...
I think I need one of those house guests too...I am alone all and and could use someone to do my bidding for me!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Poppy said...

Good job with the training, guys! You've got to start training them as soon as the walk in the door, don't you?


Sophie Brador said...

I wonder where I can get a Jim. Mom!!!!!


wally said...

Well played with the servant. We have one of those but he misbehaves and goes away during the day but he is good at tugging and tennis ball tossing so we let him stay.

Like a fine wine, you just get sweeter with age Sam! I'm sure that's true of your mom, too.

My mom, on the other hand, looks like 800 years older than when I met her. She says I "put lines on her face" but I know she just means laugh lines.


Kirby said...

A servant?? I've got to figure out how to get one of those. My parents aren't as well trained as I'd like them to be, so a servant would be ideal! And I agree with indypindy, where would your mom's boobs have gone? Now,I'll have to check my moms and make sure they're still there!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Sam
I am sure you will do a great job training Jim. But please, don't be too hard with him. Sure you don't want to lose your new servant!
Have a good night

Lisa said...

I wish my boobs were where they used to be :( bwahahahahaha

Jim sounds like a keeper!

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Glad things are working out well with your new servant. Very cool picture of your mom and Jim.

Kapp pack said...

So is Jim your new blogging assistant or are you still doing interviews for that????

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Freda said...

Hey Dots,

HAPPYS BARKDAY, lates. Hope you had a greats day.

I'm lookin' for a new secretarys too. He thinks his stuffs is more important than mine. Can you believes that?

Good lucks with your trainin'. I've been trainin' my man peeps for almost 1,2 1,2 seven years, since I adopted him, and he still can't get his/my priorities straights.

I like your blog. It's reeeallys cooools! Those olds, olds photos are soo neatos.

Agains, Happy B-Day.


Freda (Ƨ)