Saturday, October 20, 2007

How I Almost Lost My Tail. By Bear

It was scary, I'm not going to lie to be macho. I thought for sure my butt was going to look like Penny & Lola's...and while they're both very boodylicious I just don't think it's a good look for me.So anyway...Mom started unloading her suitcase and she pulls out this totally pawsome toy from Disney World for us! We all liked it, but Samantha had some strange weirdo dog-love for it and was acting like a wild animal I tell ya. The humans thought this was really funny so they kept playing tug and keep away from her...

In her heated, insane toy playing frenzy she lunged - - - and before I could move she had almost bobbed my tail. She said she thought it was the toy, but I don't see any Mickey Mouse heads on my butt do you?!


Thankfully she let go when I screamed - I mean, when I yelled in a ferocious voice to LET ME $)#&%)# GO!! It was a good thing cuz I would have hated to beat up Wally's girlfriend.

The End.

26 comments:

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I think she looks wicked.

She would frighten the life out of me.

What a brave Bear you are.

Pippa

Ruby Bleu said...

Ouch! Who knew Sam could be so crazy like that!!! Glad you still have a tail!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Maggie & Mitch said...

YIKES!!!! Did she leave any teethy marks in your tail, Bear? Screaming is okay! It gets the point across, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Kapp pack said...

See....we knew there was a logical explanation for it....case of mistaken identity.

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
(glad your tail's ok)

Kirby said...

Oh my, Bear I'm happy you still have a nice long tail. Perhaps you need a caution sign or something attached to your tail so, Samantha doesn't make that mistake again. I'm glad you like your new Disney toy so much. It looks way cool!

Your pal,
Kirby

Lacy said...

woofies brat pack!! heehee u shure sam did dat by mistake..she lookies likies she havin fun bitin ur tail...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

DoGGa said...

LOL - Oops, great shot Sam :]

Sophie Brador said...

Woah! Look at the crazed look in Sam's eyes. I'm telling you, Bear. The Bassetts are not to be trusted. Check out my blog this very moment. There's a bassett on there. Just look at how conniving she is being, trying to make my mom all gooshy and everything. I'm glad your tail is okay, because you are one handsome dude with it.

Amici said...

That last pic is quite amusing. Thanks for telling the story of how it happened!

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Bear - we are sorry you about got your tail bobbed! I think that it really wasn't Sam - I think it was her twin, ha roo!
Hugs,
sitka

wally said...

Good job Sam! Sometimes you have to tell those tails what's what! Don't come between a girl and her (boy)toy! You should see what she'd do, Bear, if you got in her way of getting to ME!

wally.

Tadpole said...

Holy...! She turned into a maniac! Good thing it was only your TAIL that got in her way... I'd hate to see what she might do to any other parts of you!

Gus said...

Hey Bear! Now we know "the rest of the story"

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

That is such a silly picture of your tail in her mouth!!

Steve

Holly said...

I'm sure she really didn't mean to hurt you! She was just over whelmed by playing with the toy!

ROSSI said...

oh.. i believed u Bear... samantha like turning into some kind of tail biting creature.. hahahah.. hope ur tail is save now..

Cheers
Rossi

Sam the Boxer said...

hey, thanks for visiting my blog....take care!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's so scary.. Good thing you scream for Sam to let go of your tail

~ Girl girl

Luckie Girl said...

Good grief! What did they put in that Mickey Mouse toy to make Sam go all crazy? LOL!!
Thank dog your tail is fine..i mean, it is a very good looking muscular one afterall!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Yow! That is really scary!

Ferndoggle said...

Poor Bear! While we think you would make a very bootilicious boy, we're glad your tail remained intact.

Who would've thought Sam had it in her.

Penny & Lola

Poppy said...

That is a very funny story. You mom sure is quick with the camera!

Poppy

-- The Mullin Clan's Mommy -- said...

I can relate wif you. The "demon puppy" is always grabbing & chewing on my tail!
-Cosmos-

Jean M Fogle said...

Holy Moly, that was a close call, but as a jack russell, I must say having a short tail has it;s advantages. My cousin Darcy is a tailess lab since she had a tail problem that ultimately lead to the docking of a beautiful tail. She is in my mom's book since she still is an awesome swimmer.
Molly

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Good golly, quite the story. We be glad your tail be okay.

Four Pugz

Peanut said...

Oh my goodness how scary. I am so glad I don't have a tail.