Sunday, April 1, 2007

My kitchen is ruined.

Thrawn here. Let me start by saying I love a cold, hard floor. Carpet and beds are for sissy dogs. Dr. Bill told Mom to cover the slick stuff with something that won't skid so now there are some seriously ugly rubber backed mats covering my floor. It smells like a tire factory in here, yuck. I didn't even get a big piece of fancy carpet because I heard them saying "what about when he gets sick" so instead I get these stupid mats that can be hosed down. At least she left my one spot against the brick wall with tile so I can cool down there. Here I am trying to eat, I had to shove myself in the smidgen of linoleum left between the devil-mats and the wall. Woe is me.

I'm having a really hard time walking. I keep falling down and sometimes I can't get myself back up. I heard them say I looked drunk, whatever that is. Mom keeps staring at me with this worried, sad look on her face and following me around. I made my way out to the front porch and here I am contemplating how bad my kitchen sucks now.

The big baby Tucker wants to post some self-indulgent pictures of himself so I'm signing off. I'm sure Mom will be on here telling everyone my medical issues soon as always. I guess the HIPAA rules don't apply to dogs.

Off to find somewhere cool to rest - Thrawn

6 comments:

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Thrawn...
Yeah.. those mats do not smell very nice. I am sorry that you are having a hard time with your back legs. I await news from your mom and yes, Hippa doesn't apply to us, I don't think. All of our secrets get told!!! Keep your chin up handsome!
Hugs, Sitka

Luckie the Dachie said...

Oh Thawn, bear with that kitchen carpet alright? Erm, what's with your food all over the floor?

Nanook The Newfoundland said...

Oh DOOM! I too love a cool tile or wood floor, and my mama will actually push her bedroom rug into a roll on one side so that I can lay under my favorite window on the cold wood and prop my face up on the carpet roll and snore into the wee hours of the night. But someday I will be old and then I know they will take away my cool tile too. I'm sorry Thrawn!

I hope you feel better soon...and I am still so very sad about Dakota that it makes me aroo-roo. Licks.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I agree. Tile is good for sleeping and relaxing. I'm sorry you're having to sleep on rubber mats!

Steve

PiratesGrrl said...

Well, Luckie. I'll tell ya a secret about me. I can't eat out of a bowl, ever since Mom found me I couldn't. I've tried, but I get frustrated and knock it over so I can eat on the floor. It makes me unique. (Mom says it makes me a pain)

Thrawn

Dachsies Rule said...

Thrawn, we love the cold floor too! We hope you get to feeling better and your back legs start working better. Your mom will move those rugs then. She put them there because she loves you.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy