It's Thrawn. I'm mad, upset, angry, you name it! First she brings home that horrible fur sucking Dyson machine and now this! I can barely write about it.
Mommy Dearest came home with this go-cart with a roof. I don't know WHAT she's thinking but HOW is a macho Husky like me going to fit in that little box? Not only that, but am I going to :::gasp::: look girly in it???
I hear her saying the back seats lay flat and I'll fit just fine but I don't see it happening. I'll be like a Husky in a tuna can. My face will probably be smooshed against the back window and my butt against the windshield!!
I'm not the only one upset - Dakota, Tucker and Dot are wondering WHY they make a go-cart like that without windows that open in the back. How are they going to hang their head out the windows? It's like we'll be locked in a glass box on wheels. The only one who is happy is Samantha and that's because she's a low rider herself so the go-cart fits her perfectly. She'll finally be able to see out the windows.
It's a good thing there's still a real car around for us or we might have to plan an attack on this wanna-be.
Disgruntled - Thrawn & Everyone Else