I'm the only one not grounded.

It's Bear and you read that title correctly.  Otis, Samantha and Rulon are in a TON of trouble.  I'm not.  At all.  Mostly because I'm perfect.

Here's what happened....

Earlier this morning Mom was super tired, so she opened the back door like usual so we could go in and out.  She started snoring and next thing she knew the doorbell rang, but nobody was barking.  She shot out of bed looking very scary and saw some kids with Otis on the front porch.  She panicked (never a pretty site) and ran to the front door, the kids said the gate was open and the other dogs were out.  She threw Otis in the house and ran to put shoes on (also not a pretty site with her pajamas).  After sprinting back out one of the kids comes running up with Rulon behind her and says her friends have gone to get Samantha.

When they broke free Otis and Rulon ran across the street to the Crawfish Boil party the neighbors were having.  I'm not sure what they thought when giant head Otis and a pit bull ran up to them, but I guess it was ok because they said Otis ate a sausage.  Samantha took off on her own down the street to where a bunch of kids were playing in their yard.

When our poop guy came on Friday he locked the gate, but not before the latch was pulled securely.  So basically the lock didn't actually lock anything, we had a lot of wind and the gate finally blew open.  To say Mom is upset would be an understatement.  More like psycho crazy woman would be more fitting.

There are no pictures of this adventure because it was chaos, but I would like to go on record that I did NOT leave the yard.  I just sat on the back porch when they ran away then watched the drama unfold.  So in my honor I'm posting a dashing picture of myself.

Signed, Bear.  The only good Brat.