Saturday, October 20, 2007

How I Almost Lost My Tail. By Bear

It was scary, I'm not going to lie to be macho. I thought for sure my butt was going to look like Penny & Lola's...and while they're both very boodylicious I just don't think it's a good look for me.So anyway...Mom started unloading her suitcase and she pulls out this totally pawsome toy from Disney World for us! We all liked it, but Samantha had some strange weirdo dog-love for it and was acting like a wild animal I tell ya. The humans thought this was really funny so they kept playing tug and keep away from her...

In her heated, insane toy playing frenzy she lunged - - - and before I could move she had almost bobbed my tail. She said she thought it was the toy, but I don't see any Mickey Mouse heads on my butt do you?!


Thankfully she let go when I screamed - I mean, when I yelled in a ferocious voice to LET ME $)#&%)# GO!! It was a good thing cuz I would have hated to beat up Wally's girlfriend.

The End.

at

26 comments:

  1. Katherine and PippaOctober 20, 2007 at 2:21 PM

    I think she looks wicked.

    She would frighten the life out of me.

    What a brave Bear you are.

    Pippa

    ReplyDelete
  2. Ruby BleuOctober 20, 2007 at 4:20 PM

    Ouch! Who knew Sam could be so crazy like that!!! Glad you still have a tail!

    Lots of Licks, Ruby

    ReplyDelete
  3. DukeOctober 20, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    YIKES!!!! Did she leave any teethy marks in your tail, Bear? Screaming is okay! It gets the point across, right?!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie

    ReplyDelete
  4. Kapp packOctober 20, 2007 at 6:47 PM

    See....we knew there was a logical explanation for it....case of mistaken identity.

    Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
    (glad your tail's ok)

    ReplyDelete
  5. KirbyOctober 20, 2007 at 6:52 PM

    Oh my, Bear I'm happy you still have a nice long tail. Perhaps you need a caution sign or something attached to your tail so, Samantha doesn't make that mistake again. I'm glad you like your new Disney toy so much. It looks way cool!

    Your pal,
    Kirby

    ReplyDelete
  6. LacyOctober 20, 2007 at 10:39 PM

    woofies brat pack!! heehee u shure sam did dat by mistake..she lookies likies she havin fun bitin ur tail...

    b safe,
    ;)lacylulu

    ReplyDelete
  7. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 4:25 AM

    LOL - Oops, great shot Sam :]

    ReplyDelete
  8. Sophie BradorOctober 21, 2007 at 11:04 AM

    Woah! Look at the crazed look in Sam's eyes. I'm telling you, Bear. The Bassetts are not to be trusted. Check out my blog this very moment. There's a bassett on there. Just look at how conniving she is being, trying to make my mom all gooshy and everything. I'm glad your tail is okay, because you are one handsome dude with it.

    ReplyDelete
  9. AmiciOctober 21, 2007 at 11:40 AM

    That last pic is quite amusing. Thanks for telling the story of how it happened!

    ReplyDelete
  10. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 12:33 PM

    Bear - we are sorry you about got your tail bobbed! I think that it really wasn't Sam - I think it was her twin, ha roo!
    Hugs,
    sitka

    ReplyDelete
  11. wallyOctober 21, 2007 at 1:38 PM

    Good job Sam! Sometimes you have to tell those tails what's what! Don't come between a girl and her (boy)toy! You should see what she'd do, Bear, if you got in her way of getting to ME!

    wally.

    ReplyDelete
  12. TadpoleOctober 21, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    Holy...! She turned into a maniac! Good thing it was only your TAIL that got in her way... I'd hate to see what she might do to any other parts of you!

    ReplyDelete
  13. GusOctober 21, 2007 at 5:58 PM

    Hey Bear! Now we know "the rest of the story"

    ReplyDelete
  14. Steve, Kat, & WilburOctober 21, 2007 at 6:46 PM

    That is such a silly picture of your tail in her mouth!!

    Steve

    ReplyDelete
  15. Khady LynnOctober 21, 2007 at 8:00 PM

    I'm sure she really didn't mean to hurt you! She was just over whelmed by playing with the toy!

    ReplyDelete
  16. KienOctober 21, 2007 at 8:09 PM

    oh.. i believed u Bear... samantha like turning into some kind of tail biting creature.. hahahah.. hope ur tail is save now..

    Cheers
    Rossi

    ReplyDelete
  17. AnonymousOctober 21, 2007 at 10:33 PM

    hey, thanks for visiting my blog....take care!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Girl Girl HamsterOctober 22, 2007 at 1:46 AM

    That's so scary.. Good thing you scream for Sam to let go of your tail

    ~ Girl girl

    ReplyDelete
  19. Luckie GirlOctober 22, 2007 at 3:00 AM

    Good grief! What did they put in that Mickey Mouse toy to make Sam go all crazy? LOL!!
    Thank dog your tail is fine..i mean, it is a very good looking muscular one afterall!

    ReplyDelete
  20. H.A. Turbofire, SibertarianOctober 22, 2007 at 6:33 AM

    Yow! That is really scary!

    ReplyDelete
  21. FerndoggleOctober 22, 2007 at 7:01 AM

    Poor Bear! While we think you would make a very bootilicious boy, we're glad your tail remained intact.

    Who would've thought Sam had it in her.

    Penny & Lola

    ReplyDelete
  22. PoppyOctober 22, 2007 at 10:08 AM

    That is a very funny story. You mom sure is quick with the camera!

    Poppy

    ReplyDelete
  23. -The Mullin Clan's Mommy-October 22, 2007 at 1:36 PM

    I can relate wif you. The "demon puppy" is always grabbing & chewing on my tail!
    -Cosmos-

    ReplyDelete
  24. Jean M FogleOctober 22, 2007 at 2:26 PM

    Holy Moly, that was a close call, but as a jack russell, I must say having a short tail has it;s advantages. My cousin Darcy is a tailess lab since she had a tail problem that ultimately lead to the docking of a beautiful tail. She is in my mom's book since she still is an awesome swimmer.
    Molly

    ReplyDelete
  25. Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & DaisyOctober 22, 2007 at 3:26 PM

    Good golly, quite the story. We be glad your tail be okay.

    Four Pugz

    ReplyDelete
  26. PeanutOctober 23, 2007 at 10:48 AM

    Oh my goodness how scary. I am so glad I don't have a tail.

    ReplyDelete